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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Ya Know How I Know...


I'm from California. <3


-I cuss a lot.


-I say "for sure" and "right on" and "hella" and I say it often.


-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.


-I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.


-Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is.


-I go to the Beach - not "down the shore" (who the fuck says that anyways?).


-I know 65 mph really means 80+.


-When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger & accept it.


-I've been to "the city" (if your from California you don't say Frisco....you look stupid) and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.


-The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).


-My governor can kick ur governors ass.


-I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.


-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a greek GOD.


-I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day (GOD bless Adleberto's)


-All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.


-We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)


.-You fuckers watch the O.C. from the comfort of you home.. I live in it!


-I'm from California and I love it....

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