I'm from California. <3
-I cuss a lot.
-I say "for sure" and "right on" and "hella" and I say it often.
-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.
-I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
-Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is.
-I go to the Beach - not "down the shore" (who the fuck says that anyways?).
-I know 65 mph really means 80+.
-When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger & accept it.
-I've been to "the city" (if your from California you don't say Frisco....you look stupid) and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.
-The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
-My governor can kick ur governors ass.
-I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.
-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a greek GOD.
-I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day (GOD bless Adleberto's)
-All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
-We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
.-You fuckers watch the O.C. from the comfort of you home.. I live in it!
-I'm from California and I love it....
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